i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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