He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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