Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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