Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
