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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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