She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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