i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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