If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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