I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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