So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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