and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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