That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
