I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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