Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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