this boner is exhausting
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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