I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
barbara walters just said penis...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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