More tranny stories later!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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