Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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