My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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