And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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