If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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