Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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