im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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