she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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