Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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