Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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