it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Farmville is her only friend.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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