I wish I could punch you in the face.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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