Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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