Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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