If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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