i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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