this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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