what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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