I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize