If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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