dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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