How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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