these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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