pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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