By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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