when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
