i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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