Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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