Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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