its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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