is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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