i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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