Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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