Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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