we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
420 ftw
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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