I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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