The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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