I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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